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Low Information Developer

November 6, 2012 · 4 min

One of my favorite euphemisms of this political season is Low Information Voter. It describes a person who lacks a basic understanding of the issues, yet stills feels compelled to vote.

In fact, I like the term so much that I felt compelled to apply it to my favorite group: developers. Here’s my list of things (in no particular order) that would make one a Low Information Developer. Enjoy!

You’re a Low Information Developer if you…

  • Think that all data must be stored in relational databases
  • Write plain JavaScript for DOM manipulation
  • Don’t know that languages other than Java run on the JVM
  • Don’t know about functional programming concepts
  • Don’t use a CSS pre-processor
  • Don’t use mocks in your unit tests
  • Aren’t unit testing JavaScript code

What’s on your list?