Do you like to argue? Do you frequently find yourself arguing with people who are more informed and/or smarter than you? Has this ever happened to you?:
You: I’m telling you, most people prefer blah to blah
Your smarter colleague: Oh really? Where’s your proof?
You [glancing down sadly]: I guess I don’t have any…
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