Do you like to argue? Do you frequently find yourself arguing with people who are more informed and/or smarter than you? Has this ever happened to you?:

You: I’m telling you, most people prefer blah to blah
Your smarter colleague: Oh really? Where’s your proof?
You [glancing down sadly]: I guess I don’t have any…

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This post got 4 comments so far. Care to add yours?

  1. Steve Moyer says:

    A natural extension of!

  2. Krzysiek says:

    I fear the day when both arguing parties call to Prove Me Right!


    • Alex Tatiyants says:

      Actually, this shouldn’t be an issue for Prove Me Right. They can easily handle conflicting arguments.

      Thanks for reading!